Welcome to the third world...

So I awake to no water in the house, forgot that someone had mentioned a leaking main and the 9am shutoff this morning...lovely...can't wash my face or brush my teeth, wonder how long this will last? Couldn't do dishes, couldn't wash my hands after dining on hot wings, now I have to remember to not rub my eyes...this sounds like the setup for a bad masturbation joke. I do have a Brita full of clean water, but damned if it isn't nicely chilled...brr!

This is officially the third worst thing to have go out, right behind electricity and broadband.