Mahalo...
Now everyone knows the cheesy cliche about god not closing a door without opening a window and all that. I can't say that I have any firsthand knowledge of this god person having much of an orchestrating hand in the events of my life, but I will say that the universe hasn't ceased to amaze me in the serendipity of the timing of events.
There are few things that will make one forget one's troubles (not that I have a terribly brow-furrowing existence, but still...I _did_ whine about the (perhaps temporary) loss of the summer rebound stripper girlfriend) than new (or newish) and intriguing hotties. No sooner than I type up the electronic "wah" that was that entry, than I head out to the club, where I run into Le...uh...let's call her L2 (this is the first duplicate initial! A milestone!) who I met maybe a month ago, and hit it off with. She seemed VERY happy to see me, and was throwing me all kinds of crazy vibes, and kissing me a couple times throughout the night. Normally, I'd have been completely reciprocal in the flirting (I was only mildly flirtatious in return, I'll get to why in just a second) were it not for this absolutely luscious 22-year old Hawaiian dish smiling at me and making eye contact. This was a quandary, indeed. On the one hand, L2 and I definitely have a proven chemistry, we're both very attracted to one another (She's the one from a few weeks ago who I mentioned had kind of casually caught the yellow fever through contact with P, the stripper (ironically, because come to think of it, I met them both on the same night. But tonight, like then, L2 was going to be back Saturday night, affording us plenty of time to flirt and explore the chemistry tomorrow. Conversely, C, the nubile Hawaiian cutie (Think Michelle Branch with a large C/small D cup and a pageboy type haircut...) was there for tonight only, and it was imperative that I close the deal. Unfortunately, there will probably be several other potential prospects tomorrow night, so it's going to be another night of difficult and trying decisions. And my god, you should have seen the VS bra that L2 had on tonight! godDAMN! And she just has the softest skin...[sigh] Apparently, she's got some naughtier photos online somewhere, I need to nail down where they are...y'all really should have seen her in this bra, shit...Wish me luck for tomorrow night, I'm definitely going to need to eat my proverbial wheaties! More on all that later, but suffice it to say that Ms. C was a delight to get to know and spend some time with, I'm sure we'll be seeing more of one another...
In other news, it appears that my RAZR order has gone through, and my new baby is en route to me as I type this. The good news is that all three criteria that I'd set for the deal have been met, 1) get a deal on the phone, 2) buy said phone(s) on shared minute plan so Bah can have a phone, and I ostensibly get twice as many minutes as I would have normally, and 3) that we can port the numbers over and not have to contact every last person we know to pass along new (possibly crappy) numbers. Sure enough, my phone goes through various iterations of working and not working tonight; for a while, people couldn't call me, but I could still call out, then it wouldn't ring on incoming calls, but would go to my cingular voice mailbox, which wouldn't take a message because I hadn't set up my mailbox yet, so for a short while, I could get to both mailboxes, one by calling myself, and the other by hitting the voicemail button. Bizarre. So now it just says "SIM Error", and I can't do anything. Ah well, everything chould be kosher by wed...in the meantime, feel free to call me between now and then, but in all likelihood, I'll be unreachable by phone or text message until Tuesday/Wednesday, and will pick up all my messages then. I may have e-mail access if you so choose, you can get ahold of me that way.
It's going to be a LONG (but insanely fun) weekend...
Off to the resort, have a mahhhhvelous holiday.
There are few things that will make one forget one's troubles (not that I have a terribly brow-furrowing existence, but still...I _did_ whine about the (perhaps temporary) loss of the summer rebound stripper girlfriend) than new (or newish) and intriguing hotties. No sooner than I type up the electronic "wah" that was that entry, than I head out to the club, where I run into Le...uh...let's call her L2 (this is the first duplicate initial! A milestone!) who I met maybe a month ago, and hit it off with. She seemed VERY happy to see me, and was throwing me all kinds of crazy vibes, and kissing me a couple times throughout the night. Normally, I'd have been completely reciprocal in the flirting (I was only mildly flirtatious in return, I'll get to why in just a second) were it not for this absolutely luscious 22-year old Hawaiian dish smiling at me and making eye contact. This was a quandary, indeed. On the one hand, L2 and I definitely have a proven chemistry, we're both very attracted to one another (She's the one from a few weeks ago who I mentioned had kind of casually caught the yellow fever through contact with P, the stripper (ironically, because come to think of it, I met them both on the same night. But tonight, like then, L2 was going to be back Saturday night, affording us plenty of time to flirt and explore the chemistry tomorrow. Conversely, C, the nubile Hawaiian cutie (Think Michelle Branch with a large C/small D cup and a pageboy type haircut...) was there for tonight only, and it was imperative that I close the deal. Unfortunately, there will probably be several other potential prospects tomorrow night, so it's going to be another night of difficult and trying decisions. And my god, you should have seen the VS bra that L2 had on tonight! godDAMN! And she just has the softest skin...[sigh] Apparently, she's got some naughtier photos online somewhere, I need to nail down where they are...y'all really should have seen her in this bra, shit...Wish me luck for tomorrow night, I'm definitely going to need to eat my proverbial wheaties! More on all that later, but suffice it to say that Ms. C was a delight to get to know and spend some time with, I'm sure we'll be seeing more of one another...
In other news, it appears that my RAZR order has gone through, and my new baby is en route to me as I type this. The good news is that all three criteria that I'd set for the deal have been met, 1) get a deal on the phone, 2) buy said phone(s) on shared minute plan so Bah can have a phone, and I ostensibly get twice as many minutes as I would have normally, and 3) that we can port the numbers over and not have to contact every last person we know to pass along new (possibly crappy) numbers. Sure enough, my phone goes through various iterations of working and not working tonight; for a while, people couldn't call me, but I could still call out, then it wouldn't ring on incoming calls, but would go to my cingular voice mailbox, which wouldn't take a message because I hadn't set up my mailbox yet, so for a short while, I could get to both mailboxes, one by calling myself, and the other by hitting the voicemail button. Bizarre. So now it just says "SIM Error", and I can't do anything. Ah well, everything chould be kosher by wed...in the meantime, feel free to call me between now and then, but in all likelihood, I'll be unreachable by phone or text message until Tuesday/Wednesday, and will pick up all my messages then. I may have e-mail access if you so choose, you can get ahold of me that way.
It's going to be a LONG (but insanely fun) weekend...
Off to the resort, have a mahhhhvelous holiday.
posted by Gene at 7:05 AM
1 Comments:
pictures...where are the damn pictures!!
btw, happy fourth of july!
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