...and twiiiiins...
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I've got a test that I should be studying for (more on that later) and an assload of reading I should be doing, so today's entry will not be an original work, per se, but I DID write it, just not for the express purpose of posting here. The following appeared on one of the online forums I read:
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I'm a guy, I'm hot for twins, sisters, and if I am honest, and particularly perverted at the time, I could go for the mother daughter thing... and before you say eewwwwww gross, let my just say one thing. Goldie Hawn - Kate Hudson. I rest my case.
But, I was asked the other day by a female friend what it was about sisters, or more broadly interpreted, what is it about the family connection that makes guys go goofy? (Or more goofy than normal.) And I really didn't have an answer. Twins are easy, just look at back issues of Playboy, where most red blooded horny teenage guys got their type set. Why do you think those Doublemint gum commercials were so popular? It sure wasn't the gum!
Maybe it’s because they are “almost” twins or maybe guys are just dogs, oh wait, we already know that’s true… Its taboo, always a strong motivator, or we’re just programmed that way, probably from subliminal messages broadcast during Captain Kangaroo.
Guys, Gals…. Anyone got a view to share? I’m looking for a little clarity about a topic that has absolutely no redeeming social qualities, but it might get me laid.
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Naturally, I felt compelled to post a response with my limited experiences and impressions on the matter, so enjoy. (Loyal and longe-time readers might recognize a situation contained therein.)
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Hrm, let's see...back when I was in college, say 1991ish? I was probably around 19. I dated a girl a year older than me (we'll call her A), and we were together for almost a year (nine months generally seemed to be the magic number back then), then I think almost a year after we broke up, I was with her younger sister, who I think was 17 or 18 at the time, and we'll call E. I think it came about through an innocent discussion of the fact that she came clean about always having had a crush on me at the time I dated her sister (this is probably the best "in" I can think of), and how she wanted her first time to be with someone she trusted, etc. etc. etc. To make a long story a little less long, we consummated the relationship that day, as I recall, and then sort of dated for a few months until I moved out of town for work. Pity. I just recently reconnected (via IM and e-mail, alas) with the older sister, who now lives in Vegas and seems like she's kind of got the bored housewife thing going on. We talked about it briefly, and only then did I hear that she suspected it some time later, but didn't have it confirmed until E slipped and said something, and she confronted her about it. Apparently, there were no regrets or hard feelings on anyone's part, and no one came after me with a hatchet or power tools.
How does the saying go? "I've always wanted twins, but sisters will do." Works for me. What is it about them? Who knows, it could be the taboo aspects, the challenge, the fact that it probably drives people nuts, any number of possible factors could contribute.
In a related (no pun) story, I met a woman here in Charlotte about a year and a half ago, who was(is) four years older than me. We had a phenomenal occasional relationship (read: she had a boyfriend who only let her out to play once in a while) that lasted until a couple/few months ago. Turns out she's got a daughter who just turned 18 and started college out of town this year. She always seemed to like me and we had a great time the few times we hung out. We'd call and text each other incessantly, but nothing's ever happened with her, (although we DID all fall asleep in the same double bed once, that was kinda fun, but is a story for another day.) I'd be lying if I said that the thought hadn't crossed my mind more than a time or two, though! If you're reading this, D, I'm sorry you had to hear it this way, but you had to know that as a guy, the thoughts were really inevitable! We've kept in touch here and there, but her going away for school has pretty much killed that notion, though she's thinking about coming back to go to UNCC...here's to hoping, developments as they occur!
Best of luck...as someone who's been there with the sister thing ("twins" are still open!) and was almost there with the mother/daughter thing, I have to say that provided that there are no huge repercussions (shotguns and the like), it was well worth it! Granted, neither was at the same time, but I think that threeways are one thing, sisters and/or mothers/daughters are another, but incestuous anything is a pretty distinct line, and we're all probably better off if the ne'er the twain did meet.
Good luck, and don't go wrecking any homes,
-Gene
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That'll do it for today...who knows, I may even have some time to post a proper entry next week. Don't hold your breath though...
I've got a test that I should be studying for (more on that later) and an assload of reading I should be doing, so today's entry will not be an original work, per se, but I DID write it, just not for the express purpose of posting here. The following appeared on one of the online forums I read:
< quote >
I'm a guy, I'm hot for twins, sisters, and if I am honest, and particularly perverted at the time, I could go for the mother daughter thing... and before you say eewwwwww gross, let my just say one thing. Goldie Hawn - Kate Hudson. I rest my case.
But, I was asked the other day by a female friend what it was about sisters, or more broadly interpreted, what is it about the family connection that makes guys go goofy? (Or more goofy than normal.) And I really didn't have an answer. Twins are easy, just look at back issues of Playboy, where most red blooded horny teenage guys got their type set. Why do you think those Doublemint gum commercials were so popular? It sure wasn't the gum!
Maybe it’s because they are “almost” twins or maybe guys are just dogs, oh wait, we already know that’s true… Its taboo, always a strong motivator, or we’re just programmed that way, probably from subliminal messages broadcast during Captain Kangaroo.
Guys, Gals…. Anyone got a view to share? I’m looking for a little clarity about a topic that has absolutely no redeeming social qualities, but it might get me laid.
< /quote >
Naturally, I felt compelled to post a response with my limited experiences and impressions on the matter, so enjoy. (Loyal and longe-time readers might recognize a situation contained therein.)
< quote >
Hrm, let's see...back when I was in college, say 1991ish? I was probably around 19. I dated a girl a year older than me (we'll call her A), and we were together for almost a year (nine months generally seemed to be the magic number back then), then I think almost a year after we broke up, I was with her younger sister, who I think was 17 or 18 at the time, and we'll call E. I think it came about through an innocent discussion of the fact that she came clean about always having had a crush on me at the time I dated her sister (this is probably the best "in" I can think of), and how she wanted her first time to be with someone she trusted, etc. etc. etc. To make a long story a little less long, we consummated the relationship that day, as I recall, and then sort of dated for a few months until I moved out of town for work. Pity. I just recently reconnected (via IM and e-mail, alas) with the older sister, who now lives in Vegas and seems like she's kind of got the bored housewife thing going on. We talked about it briefly, and only then did I hear that she suspected it some time later, but didn't have it confirmed until E slipped and said something, and she confronted her about it. Apparently, there were no regrets or hard feelings on anyone's part, and no one came after me with a hatchet or power tools.
How does the saying go? "I've always wanted twins, but sisters will do." Works for me. What is it about them? Who knows, it could be the taboo aspects, the challenge, the fact that it probably drives people nuts, any number of possible factors could contribute.
In a related (no pun) story, I met a woman here in Charlotte about a year and a half ago, who was(is) four years older than me. We had a phenomenal occasional relationship (read: she had a boyfriend who only let her out to play once in a while) that lasted until a couple/few months ago. Turns out she's got a daughter who just turned 18 and started college out of town this year. She always seemed to like me and we had a great time the few times we hung out. We'd call and text each other incessantly, but nothing's ever happened with her, (although we DID all fall asleep in the same double bed once, that was kinda fun, but is a story for another day.) I'd be lying if I said that the thought hadn't crossed my mind more than a time or two, though! If you're reading this, D, I'm sorry you had to hear it this way, but you had to know that as a guy, the thoughts were really inevitable! We've kept in touch here and there, but her going away for school has pretty much killed that notion, though she's thinking about coming back to go to UNCC...here's to hoping, developments as they occur!
Best of luck...as someone who's been there with the sister thing ("twins" are still open!) and was almost there with the mother/daughter thing, I have to say that provided that there are no huge repercussions (shotguns and the like), it was well worth it! Granted, neither was at the same time, but I think that threeways are one thing, sisters and/or mothers/daughters are another, but incestuous anything is a pretty distinct line, and we're all probably better off if the ne'er the twain did meet.
Good luck, and don't go wrecking any homes,
-Gene
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That'll do it for today...who knows, I may even have some time to post a proper entry next week. Don't hold your breath though...
posted by Gene at 11:36 PM
1 Comments:
Wow! Are you that bored with your life that you have to embellish your past just for kicks? You know that your sisters gig in the 90s didn't exactly go the way you wrote and you made what WAS a fond memory into a sick experience better left forgotten. You're suppose to get better with age, not worse. What the hell did you do to yourself?
ps. The younger sister thinks you're a sick fuck who needs to get laid so that you won't have to get your jollies from making up stories!
---- "bored housewife from Vegas"
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